December 2009
24 posts
“You were once wild. Don’t let them tame you.”
– ~Isadora Duncan
It's a Wonderful Life
George: What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George: Well, then you could swallow it, and it'd all dissolve, see? And the moonbeams'd shoot out of your fingers and your toes, and the ends of your hair...
“What is this Horseville?
Because I’m surrounded by naysayers.”
– ~30 Rock
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“Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is...”
– ~Synecdoche, New York
Earth's Carrying Capacity For Humans →
Albert Einstein
“How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he sometimes thinks he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people — first of all for those upon whose smiles and well-being our own happiness...
“You know like… you know all the books I have that I don’t let you read?...”
– ~Post Secret
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Jim Gaffigan
Waiter: Tonight's specials... we have a sea bass which is broiled and we have a hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave.
Customer: Is your hot pocket cold in the middle?
Waiter: It's frozen, but it can also be served boiling lava hot.
Customer: Will it burn my mouth?
Waiter: It will destroy your mouth.
“I def just pretended I was a vampire on all the walking escalators at the...”
– ~CF
My friends are so cool
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Tetris is a Lifestyle Choice
" I just got a marathon high score that you will never ever beat. You're going to puke when you see it."
“It’s a cancer that rots your soul, tosses demons off of the road
Just use...”
– Love Ain’t by Cunninlynguists
Gravity by Sara Bareilles
“Reach inside of me
squeeze the scream out of my heart.
Breathe silence back...”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)(via pamroarr)
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